....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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