Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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