Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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