All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Randomize
