that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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