Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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