if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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