drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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