i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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