there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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