You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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