I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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