New invention idea: vibrating tampons
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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