i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Barsexuality is the new black.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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