id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
