17 year olds will be the death of me.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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