Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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