You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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