But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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