BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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