I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Found the puke drawer
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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