...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
He shit in the fireplace
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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