"it" just moved
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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