They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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