Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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