Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
a search helicopter?!
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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