kristin has been a bad kristin
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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