ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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