Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
you are never too drunk for berry picking
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
