Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
