I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
literally had 100 drinks last night.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
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