She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Boobs are out for the taking
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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