Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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