Fine. I'll sleep in my office
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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