She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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