I look better un-naked...
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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