I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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