doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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