So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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