Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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