rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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