you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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