People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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