seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
so much tequila, so little girl.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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