no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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