girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Drunk is not a location!
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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