She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
you would pick up someone in the library
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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