It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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