hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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