Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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